Lily Allen Thinks Cocaine Is 'No Problem'
8:04 Wednesday, January 7, 2009
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Possibly engaged Lily Allen enjoyed another afternoon of
banter with the paparazzo today as she walked with her band mates in
London's Notting Hill. The pop star's entourage looked happier than
usual, even pulling a few funny faces, probably because the Smile singer thinks doing cocaine is totally cool! Seriously, if you hit the slopes to cruise your way through a few moguls, it's not really a bid deal, according Allen.
Listen kids, coke does not do a
body good. You grind your teeth, talk really loudly about stupid crap
thinking it's the most mind blowing stuff but you don't have the
attention span to stick with your theory, since you're freaking high,
we never learn why a balloon knot is the perfect representation of the
universe. You also get that awful nasal drip thing down the back of
your throat that constantly makes you feel like you need to clear it,
disgusting everyone around you who's not high. The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you - you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that's not true. I know lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work everyday, no problem at all.
But we never hear that side of the story. I have no statement to make, I just wish people wouldn't sensationalise this thing that just exists.
Oh, and you could end up blowing tramps for tin cans, which you then exchange for money to buy more coke so you can snort it off the rat poo covered floor of a crack den and then eventually pass out and die in a gutter.
Besides all that, I guess cocaine is OK.
She was stuck between the doors of the ELEVATOR, folks?
HA! That is a PERFECT example of someone on coke. I was raised in a drug house and knew many many drug addicts. Out of all of them only 1 was able to do meth (speed) and still go to work and function therefore it is not just a thing that exists its a thing that destroys many peoples lives.