Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt don't want your free, cheap champagne. The 27-year-old celebutante was partying in London with her boyfriend and when a generous party organizers gave her a bottle of bubbly, Paris dispatched Doug to send it back, with a dismissive: "We only do shots."

So tequila, Advinta vodka and Jack Daniel's were sent her way instead - not that she deserved it.

Later Paris had some trouble with the club DJ when she asked him to play a few of her songs. When the DJ didn't have any she went off in a huff.

Oh P-Dougie, how you entertain us with your shenanigans and missteps.

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