Does anyone else hear that creaking sound?  It could be John Mayer rocking in his chair on the front porch reminiscing about the good old days of 1983.  

Yep, the crooner is crooning that he's old.  At the age of 31.  Did someone forget to take their fiber, or is it because he dated an older Jen Aniston that he feels wise behind his years?

JM took to his Twitter page to say that he's never seen the film Twilight and that he doesn't know who Robert Pattinson is.  He must be hiding under a rock!

He says: 

Aww, buck up you old chap, you still have more women to womanize.  How about Katy Perry? We hear she wants you to feel her Wonderland.