Remember when Bruno crotch'ed Eminem's face at the MTV Movie Awards?

Yeah...who could forget?

Em's bodyguards went buck nutty on Bruno, while the rapper stormed out of the arena.

For his part, Bruno said Eminem "behaved like a total b*tch."

Em claimed he was in on the stunt the entire time.

Suuuure....

Bruno later said he wished it had been Twilight star Robert Pattinson...and not Eminem...who had been on the receiving end of his friendly greeting.

"Robert Pattinson was actually in the row in front. And if I'd landed on him they would have needed the fire engines to unclench my thighs from his neck."

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