Courtney Loves Her Crazy
9:00 Monday, September 21, 2009
Pictures by: Jackson Lee / Splash News
Courtney Love went crazy when someone walked in on her while she was on the toilet.
The 45-year-old reportedly "went nuts" at a recent party at the Standard Hotel when a guest, Sebastian Karnaby, walked in on her whilst on the toilet.
Courtney went mad and threatened to have the guest chucked out.
Sebastian said: "I couldn't find my way out and asked someone to show me the door." He opened the door he was led to, and "there was Courtney Love, sitting on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles".
The rocker then went crazy at Karnaby and marched out the toilet shouting at him.
He said: "She stormed out screaming, 'I am going to get you thrown out!' She jumped on me, went crazy and dragged me over to security by the arm and claimed that I'd attacked her.
"They were trying to calm her down, but she was out of control. She was like a possessed woman."
Seb also added that he didn't see Courtney on the toilet intentionally: "I never wanted to see Courtney Love on the toilet. It wasn't a pretty sight. I just wanted to get out of there."
This story is fake. First of all, if Sebastian Karnaby walked through the front door of a party room, it's highly unlikely he couldn't find his way out, or at the very least, recognize the door he came through. The space isn't that big.
It sounds like this story was fabricated by a man because most women pull their skirt up, not down, when they go.
It's HIGHLY unlikely the Boom Boom Room at the Standard Hotel has a single occupancy bathroom.
This article is obviously retaliation for her being noisy at a fashion show the night before. That's the only reason they ran it a week after it supposedly happened.
Every publication that chooses to run this story looks ridiculous for spreading the NYP's gossip. On the plus side, this guy's name will forever be associated with a toilet on the Internet.
That's the first thing I thought when I read it, too....fake, or at least, exaggerated. Although Courtney actually confirmed something LIKE it happened on her Twitter page. But she said the guy was a "rape jock" who laughed and pointed when he saw her on the toilet.
Ah well, the "Courtney is crazy" angle is always going to be more interesting than the truth, I suppose.
She actually looks super hot in that photo above, I haven't seen her look that good in forever.