The Hills Salaries Exposed

According to the Huffington Post, bitches and bitch *Spencer* of The Hills are making some serious dough!

Kristin Cavallari is reportedly making $90,000 per episode for her return to reality TV.  Which is almost as much as Lauren Conrad made when she was the matriarch of the show--she made $125,000 per episode.

Audrina PatridgeHeidi Montag and Lo Bosworth all bring home $100,000 per episode.  

That's a lot of bacon!

The kicker?  King Spencer Pratt brings home less than his wife!  The king of douchery brings home a paltry $65,000 while Brody Jenner gets $45,000.

And that's only what they get for doing their day jobs!  Imagine appearance fees, real "acting" jobs, and Playboy appearances--Heidi brought home $375,000--and these kids are rolling in it.  

There's a joke in here somewhere, I'm just too busy crying that such dumbery makes that much money to be clever.

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