Angelina Jolie To Play A Sexy Action Hero
3:00 Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Pictures by: Splash News
In the shocker of the century, Angelina Jolie is set to replace Charlize Theron as the seductive lead in the new action thriller The Tourist.
Really stretching that range, aren't ya Angie??
Let me guess...tight pants, a lot of leather and those infamous come-and-get-'em-boys eyes??
Sounds about right!
The Tourist, co-starring Sam Worthington, is set for release early 2010.
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Really stretching that range, aren't ya Angie??
Let me guess...tight pants, a lot of leather and those infamous come-and-get-'em-boys eyes??
Sounds about right!
The Tourist, co-starring Sam Worthington, is set for release early 2010.
Related Links:
Angelina Jolie: Girls Day Out
Maddox Takes After Mom And Dad
Not if she keeps on looking like a sack of bones, she won't....
sack of bones? are u seeing a different image than i am?
If you want to see Angie's sack of bones check out her supporting role in "Wanted".
From what I understand from a Hollywood marketing person, Angie has to keep selling movie tickets to boys (14-21) because women can't stand her. Any time she makes a film that women are supposed to go see, it flops. Something to do with treating her children like accessories and the whole sleeping with other people's men (Dern, Aniston) thing turned off married women (25-54) . Shocking.
Also, this woman doesn't really have any range. She is either screaming for her missing loved-one (Mighty Heart, Changeling) or playing the vixen (Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Wanted, Beowulf, Sharks Tale, Kung Fu Panda etc).
And I guess we can forget about all of those promises five years ago that she was going to retire in two years.
She better get in what she can now. She is starting to look pretty old. Still doable... but for how much longer?
I mean she is only 34 and she looks like she is in her 40's
LOL at the "sack of bones" and many other similar comments about various actresses.... What you dowdy matronly, or just plain overweight women (and men) just don't get is this thing called BMI, the Body Mass Index. If you play around with the numbers for height and weight and check against healthy BMI, you start to realize just how thin and sinewy we're really *supposed* to be for maximum health and long life. You think your caveman ancestors looked even like today's "average weight" person? Sorry, wrong. Quit trying to justify your right hand as it disappears yet again into that delicious bag o' chips. Try saying "no" to yourself just a few times a day.