Anne Hathaway Keeps Her Chin Up @ The Get Smart Photocall, Mexico
**MTV and Lauren Conrad are battling it out with local residents over claims the popular show 'The Hills' is causing chaos in their neighborhood. The network has responded by blaming the paparazzi and the fans for the mess. Mmmh? Thats right guys, blame the people that help support the dumb ass program!
**George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon (yes the Ocean's Eleven, Twelve and Thirteen crew) are publishing an ad, calling for more aid in the wake of Cyclone Nargis.
**Michelle Williams has rejected claims she is at war with Heath Ledgers family over money.
**Anne Hathaway's ex fraudster of a lover, Raffaello Follieri, was reportedly rushed to hospital for a sinus infection. On another note, witnesses in NYC revealed they saw ambulances struggling with Pinocchio outside a courtroom, we cannot confirm if this was related to the first incident.
**Vanessa Hudgens has spoken out on the big sloppy L (that's love to the adults in the room). Revealing that, for her, love is when two people finish each others sentences. Somehow I feel bitter that Vanessa and Zac are never going to experience real coupledom, where you lovingly argue over rent, bills and food shopping!
**Jennifer Lopez has put all the spandex rumors to rest by sporting her new bikini figure in Spain ( laxatives, fasting, cabbage diet, which one do you think she opted for?).
**Paris Hilton has been spied shopping at Benji Madden's DCMA store. I wonder if they made her pay, being a Madden f**k buddy an all.
**Rumor has it that Mini-Me has a sex tape. I haven't researched this any further, because quite frankly i'd rather burn my eyes with acid. All midget porn jokes welcome.
**Apparently Eva Longoria is NOT pregnant. Who knew she was? I must have living a full and healthy life during that news flash.
**Robbie Williams has reportedly split with his girlfriend Ayda Field. Aww man, he just doesn't have much luck.
