Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie spent a sunny afternoon keeping the media guessing! While shopping for baby clothes with Shiloh and Maddox, they only bought white items, giving no clues to the sex of the soon to arrive twins.

Damn do these two clean up well. I was thinking about writing them off as Hollywood's hottest couple in favor of Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman (I need a cold shower after thinking about those two humping) until Brad an Angie emerged from the Eden Roc Hotel in Cannes looking like a flaming diamond encrusted velvet painting of Jesus.

Does that even mean anything? You know what, I don't care. I swear I can smell their pheromones through my computer or continuously watching that scene where Danny and Rhea tell 'Matilda' she can't go to school because 'who would sign for packages?' (so hot) is finally getting to me.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt took their daughter Shiloh and son Maddox shopping in Cannes, France today. The super star couple spent about an hour shopping for children's clothes in Bonpoint

It's nice to see Shiloh walking. I was convinced that since she's carried everywhere (you know that whole golden child thing) that her legs didn't work.

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With the constant stream of hot pregnant celebrities I've joked about an increase in pregnancy fetishism, also called maiesiophilia, but it looks like from the looks of Dustin Hoffman checking out Angelina Jolie at the premiere of 'Kung Fu Panda, I might be right.

I haven't seen an ogling like that since that stripper shot 7 ping pong balls out of her vagina followed by a can of beer at the Clermont Lounge in Atlanta.

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