10:20 Thursday, July 31, 2008
Barbie was getting sluttier every year
To celebrate 150 years of business, the world famous Macy's department store has commissioned a series of celebrity photographs. Featured are Christina Aguilera looking fantastic in front of a wall of roses, Donald Trump surrounded by a marching band, Martha Stewart in front of a star of gifts and Tommy Hilfiger standing on a car. The promotional shots were taken by photographer Mark Seliger.
The photos are great but I think they would have been more appropriate if they showed Donald Trump opening the door for fired Macy's staff, Martha Stewart behind the cash register, Tommy Hilfiger surrounded by sewing machinists from Saipan and Christina in the lingerie department, simply because I like to see Christina in her underwear.
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8:08 Thursday, July 10, 2008
No airbrushing here then...
Christina Aguilera has been telling Glamour magazine about the changes she experienced during pregnancy (was Christina Aguilera pregnant? Must have missed that). The singer said her breasts feet swelled up by 2 sizes. She felt her breasts feet were very large and was worried that her breasts feet would never return to their normal size - she went from 5 to 7. The star also gained 40 lbs, and she said her breasts hips changed size considerably.
She also said she liked to dim the lights when doing her thing with husband Jordan Bratman. They have a routine: dim the lights, two bottles of Scotch for Christina, paper bag for Bratman (preferably with pre-cut holes), earplugs for Christina (she hates hearing dogs howling).
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8:17 Monday, June 30, 2008
"Christina likes to see me naked... YEAH!"
Christina Aguilera has been busy telling the world about the special time she likes to share with lucky bastard devoted husband Jordan Bratman. The new mother states that the couple set time to be with each other, for some serious romping, as this is an integral part of their relationship. She already said last year that: "on Sundays we just do everything in the house, and we're just cozy and laid back. We don't need to go anywhere, we're just with each other.
We do everything naked. We cook naked. You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up".
How perverse is Bratman? He likes to watch Christina cooking naked on a Sunday? So not only does he make her work on a Sunday, but he makes the poor angelic soul do it naked. I am sure for a fact that if Christina was doing anything naked in my house the first thing she would need to do is call for paramedics and a defibrillator... my heart has been weak ever since Lindsay Lohan popped over for a "cup of tea".
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10:40 Saturday, June 28, 2008
The paparazzi loooooves Christina Aguilera, even when she's trying to stay low-key. Sorry, Christina, it'll have to be another day: she was hanging out at the Ivy and Barneys, and those places aren't exactly the easiest places to hide. Sunglasses and flats don't exactly cut it as hiding-out outfits in this town!
We love a good media frenzy here at Splash.
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7:53 Thursday, June 26, 2008
I know she's a diva with a killer figure and a pair of lungs that could knock you sideways, but just once, it would be nice to see this chick in a pretty floral dress with some flats. I can only pray she won't be hamming it up in this kind of gear when she's fifty, cos' if she looks like mutton dressed as lamb now, what's she going to look like then?
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9:24 Thursday, June 5, 2008
Photographers asked Jordan to keep his head down
Christina Aguilera has been justifying her recent late night partying with husband, Jordan Bratman, after facing accusations that this made her a bad mother. Christina said the comments were "mean-spirited" and that she is allowed to have a "mummy-daddy night" when she wants to, as she spends all day with her son, Max Liron.
To be fair to Christina, she needs to get drunk. Alcohol is her friend, that's probably how she allowed Bratman to knock her up in the first place. Plus, there are much worse kinds of "mummy-daddy nights" a child can experience: "daddy, why are you trying to ride mummy like a horsey?".
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