One For The Ladies And The Leg Paraphilias

1:22 Thursday, July 24, 2008

Apparently there is an MLS All-Star game, which begs the question: how can you have an All-Star event if David Beckham is the only star?

Shouldn't it be the "One-Star" Event?

And is there going to be a Capri Sun and orange slice eating competition? I'd watch that over soccer any day.

Check lots more David Beckham action in the gallery!

Posted by: Chris Auchterlonie | Pictures by: Todd G

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Tags: Canada, Football, Legs, Paraphilia, Soccer, T&A

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David Beckham Confirms What Everybody Already Knew

9:17 Friday, July 18, 2008

David was pleased about having tied his own shoe-laces

David Beckham has confirmed something that everybody else in the world already knew, that his Spice wife Victoria helps him choose what clothes to wear. Talking to Brian Kilmeade, the soccer star said it had taken him hours to prepare for the interview as Victoria was overseas, but Kilmeade still congratulated Beckham on looking smart in his purple sweater, black tie and white shirt.

It took him hours... to choose a purple sweater, black tie and white shirt that make him look he is ready to go to school in England. Come back Victoria all is forgiven... except your pout, and your skinny legs, and your scary boobs... ok nothing is forgiven, but please come and dress your husband before he starts going out in the green jumpsuit he found in the gardener's hut.

Click here to see all 4 pictures of David Beckham dressed by himself

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Tags: Clothes, Fashion, Soccer, Victoria Beckham

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The Beckham's At The ESPY's: Now With Video Goodness

7:26 Thursday, July 17, 2008

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Victoria Finds Her (Semi) Smile At The ESPY Awards

6:15 Thursday, July 17, 2008

I'm not quite sure what's happening to Victoria Beckham of late but the fashionista has been loosening her famous pout in favor of a more relaxed face.

She's not succeeding in a full on smile but I'm sure we'd all take Posh's semi effort at enjoyment any day. Watch the video coming up to see how the Beckham's work their posing tatics.

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David Beckham Writes!

8:59 Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Victoria's suggestion of having David in a leather thong was rejected

David Beckham has been busy increasing his personal fortune, this time by making advertisements for Sharpie pens. The advert will appear in US magazines, with David stating "I'm pleased to work with Sharpie as a partner. It seems natural as I use their markers regularly to sign autographs". No more muddy handprints for David then!

They said it couldn't be done. Man on the moon, the English Channel tunnel, cheese in a tube and now, David Beckham writing. The world is changing so quickly, what next? Sandra Bullock's third Best Actress Oscar by 2012? Jack Black replacing Angelina Jolie as the sexiest person in the world?

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Pap Snaps!

11:00 Monday, June 30, 2008

David Beckham strips off after his LA Galaxy lost to the DC United 4-0.

Who's hotter? Becks or "Lipstick Jungle's" Robert Buckley? Since the economy is in the toilet, I'm going with Reverend Run. That's a whole lot more man per dollar.

Check out what else is going on in the paparazzi world:

Justin Timberlake Is Too Complicated - Pacific Coast News Online

Ryan And Abbie Take It Public Over Hot Dogs - INF Daily

Keeping It Kewell - Bauer-Griffin Online

Check out all the shirtless Becks pictures and some in-game action in the gallery!