10:23 Monday, June 23, 2008
"I'm sure Calista left my balls in here somewhere..."
Harrison Ford decided to squeeze his nuts for everyone whilst picking up an award. The Indiana Jones actor won an award for having "Brass Balls" and was presented the "honour" by Brendan Fraser. The awards were part of the Spike TV Guy Choice Awards show.
Other awards included "Hottest Eva" given to Eva Mendes (just beating off Hitler's girl Eva Braun), "Decade of Hotness" for Cameron Diaz (originally due to be given to Kathy Bates) and Guy of the Year Award for Matt Damon (as Robert Downey Jr was "working on a project").
Ford later had to change his pants as he actually squeezed and burst his colostomy bag.
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Posted by: Dan Deakin | Pictures by: Spike TV/Splash News
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2:48 Friday, May 23, 2008
"I do all my own stunts"
Harrison Ford decided he would get his hairy chest waxed for charity. The toughest 65-year old in the world underwent the procedure to help raise awareness of the effects of global deforestation. Ripping out trees hurts the USA, like ripping out hairs hurts Harrison Ford.
In his next film, "Indiana Jones and The Amazon Tree Fellers", Ford goes down to Brazil and whips every single man who saws down a tree. He then goes on to plunder priceless artifacts and national treasures from sacred monuments and takes them back to the USA.
To show how tough he is, Ford later insisted on having a Brazilian bikini wax too.
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9:10 Thursday, May 22, 2008
"Oww my arthritis"
Harrison Ford showing off his considerable whipping skills to Diane Sawyer on "Good Morning America" before showing the host the secret of whipping. Ford even managed to knock over some milk bottles.
What you didn't see is the small explosive charges set underneath each bottle to make sure they would fall over and the cameraman and boom boy who went to A&E suffering from facial whip injuries. A member of the audience commented that "Ford was like an octopus having a seizure, it took 3 small children to overwhelm him".
Harrison Ford rejected criticisms that he was too old for the part whilst Calista Flockhart spoon fed him his liquidised breakfast.
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5:22 Monday, May 19, 2008
Indiana Jones fever has started and to celebrate this I have collated a selection of pictures from the films premiere and photo call in Cannes.
Take the jump to see: Cate Blanchett, Salma Hayek, Harrison Ford, Calista Flockhart, natalie Portman, Goldie Hawn, Kate Capshaw, Steven Spielberg, Billy Zane, Kelly Brook, Lewis Hamilton.
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4:45 Monday, January 21, 2008
It was lovely to see couple Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart attend the Australia Week 2008 Black Tie Gala in Hollywood last night. The duo often shy away from media attention, so it was a highlight to see the pair still looking in love and happy. Calista in particular looked very well, and chose a fantastic floor length turquoise blue dress, complimented with silver beading and a small silver clutch bag.
They should hit the red carpet more often.
Pictures: Dean McDonald / Splash News / Tonya Wise / London Entertainment
6:07 Thursday, November 22, 2007
Harrison Ford and the lovely Calista Flockhart, along with her son Liam, helped at out yesterday to the L.A. Mission to feed the poor. Thousands of homeless people celebrated Thanksgiving at the Los Angeles Mission, along with celebrities, dignitaries and elected leaders all serving their holiday meals. Kirk Douglas and his wife Anne hosted the event for the third consecutive year.
Pictures: PhamousFotos / Maxime / Kelly Bishop / London Entertainment /
