If I had a penny for every American tourist that asked me for the nearest McDonalds in London, then I would be rich enough to, well, buy 'myself' a McDonalds! (I'm thinking 300 pennies) But seriously, I have to say I am surprised to see the gorgeous and slim Heidi Klum promoting this fast food. Germany must be proud.

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For all of you who were caught drooling over Heidi Klum's last Victoria's Secret appearance, I've got some news for you! Heidi and six other VS models will be starring in "How I Met Your Mother." With Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, and Selita Ebanks making an appearance as well, I'm sure that most of the guys out there would appreciate tuning in. Erm, just don't forget that they won't be wearing lingerie this time. ;) Heidi will be doing a duet with her husband Seal on the show as well: "Wedding Day" from his new record System. I'm definitely curious about that! Picture by Tonya Wise / London Entertainment

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Heidi Klum looked beyond gorgeous as she posed along with her hubby Seal at the 2007 Victoria's Secret fashion show. Just like Petra, her legs and hair go on forever! Very jealous indeed.

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Heidi Klum, Marrissa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosia, Adriana Lima and several other Victoria's Secret 'Angels' landed at LAX airport yesterday for something that I am way too turned on busy to look up. Flying all those hot chicks on one plane has to be illegal. What if it had crashed? The U.S. government needs to step in here and prevent so much sexy from flying on the same flight, much like they did after the 5 Sullivan brothers were killed when their ship was struck by a torpedo during World War II. Finally something worthwhile to write to your congressman about.

Pictures by Russ Einhorn

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Heidi Klum fans, you're in for a treat tonight! Our Splash team caught up with Heidi on her way into The Today Show in New York City, where she was promoting the new season of Project Runway. She looks sexy even under tons of layers. Nice!

Pictures by Edward Opinaldo

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This may have been the one occasion where a red carpet truly needed to roll out. I'm not sure who organised the entrance point at the 11th Annual ACE Awards, but it left celebrities navigating the sidewalk grating in front of Cipriani's in NYC. Jessica Simpson had the most trouble, as her heel got stuck and she almost took a tumble. Thankfully she was caught by her handlers, but in the process she did an amazing 'Saturday Night Fever' impression. Heidi Klum and Mandy Moore had more luck. Check out the video to see Jessica returning to her hotel after the awards and avoiding questions!

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Pictures: Janet Mayer

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