Scarlett Johansson broke up with Josh Hartnett and it has been downhill ever since for the poor guy.  Josh was hospitalized for some weird stomach issue, isn't starring in movies anymore and instead is appearing in something called a play - I have no idea what that is, hopefully he's wearing protection - and now he's holding hands in public with some girl. 

Her hobbies include smoking butts and looking not even close to as hot as Scarlett Johansson.  Meanwhile Scarlett has since gotten married so there's no turning back for Josh.

I'd be scratching my head too if this happened to me.  I wonder if Josh is frantically looking for the reset button.

Sienna, who wore a black dress, tights and jacket, was quite animated with her hands at one point, while Josh appeared tense by placing his head in his hands. When they left Mr Hartnett could be seen driving off in the same car he was stopped for speeding in last week.  

Does Balthazar Getty have anything to worry about?

And we'd like to thank the cop who asked Josh to remove his oversized celebrity sunglasses - you know the kinda shots we're after!!

Do you know why Josh is in L.A? Leave your answers in the comments people!

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I have a feeling Josh Hartnett is firmly assured in his attractiveness - thus his great skills in leaving parties, such as the Armani after party in NYC last night, with hot blondes! 

Splash snapped the actor stroke new found achiever of the play circuit, as he vacated the Rose Bar, before heading to Club 1 Oak in downtown Manhattan. Photographers reported he was seen looking cosy with girl pictured above, leaving arm in arm through a throng of waiting paps. 

Question is, who is she?

Are you hoping that Hartnett is secretly rekindling with Kirsten, or do you just want him all to yourself (like me)?